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Volvo C30

Approximate Year: 2013, Originally Obtained From: Bruce Kelly, Although Volvo stopped making the C30 after the 2013 model year, they did at one point put out this questionable marketing piece in the UK. It says:

We didn't know how you'd feel about the new Volvo C30 offer
0% APR typical now available on the new Volvo C30
The new Volvo C30
Sick as a parrot? 0% APR typical now available on the new Volvo C30*
So how does it feel? The new Volvo C30 one of the most stylish and innovative cars of the year, is now available with 0% APR typical* (minimum deposit 50%). If you've recently bought a different vehicle, we're guessing you'll feel sick as a parrot. If that's the case, never fear -- this sick bag should help keep any disappointment-related mess to a minimum

Took your breath away? Plus 3 months' free insurance too**
If you're on the lookout for a new car you may well be feeling pretty chuffed. And if that wasn't enough good (or bad) news, there's more. Purchase a new C30 before 31st December and you'll receive three months' free insurance into the bargain**. But don't worry if the excitement gets too much -- simply breathe deeply into this bag until your pulse rate levels off.

So why not bag one for yourself? To book a test drive today call 0800 400 430 or text 'bag' to 84880 you can find out more about the new Volvo C30 at www.volvocars.co.uk/c30.
For terms and conditions and fuel c

onsumption figures please see sides of bag.

I suppose I should transcribe all the micro print on the sides of the bag, but I'm too lazy.