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Snorkel Bob

Snorkel Bob
Originally Obtained From: Bruce Kelly, Identical to other Snorkel Bob bag except it has no closing mechanism, only a shopping bag-like handle.

This is the type of bag that's really a cornerstone of any collection. It's an awesome offering that I think is worth quoting in its entirety.

For when you'd rather be somewhere else

If you want to barf, you should:
  1. Begin irregular breathing.
  2. Gulp air.
  3. Fade pale to chalky white
  4. Make stomach sounds like walking in mud
  5. Question life
  6. Promise God Himself that if He only gets you out of this one back on dry land, you will always be good forever
  7. Suddenly feel good. This feeling lasts 2-4 seconds. Nature allows this brief interlude so you can OPEN YOUR SNORKEL BOB BARF BAG
  8. Go snake-eyed, look down, inhale deep, bulge your cheeks, open wide and
  9. Cut her loose

Helpful Hints

  1. Remember -- you won't puke if you stay busy
  2. Yes, kosher dills work. Yuk. But it's true. You can even keep them in your Snorkel Bob Barf Bag as long as your Snorkel Bob Barf Bag is otherwise unused
  3. Last night's pasta looks terrible on deck, so keep your Snorkel Bob Barf Bag handy
  4. Always smile and look cheerful. Never look embarrassed, especially in roly-poly waves and billious diesel fumes when everybody else on board is having fun. If anybody asks, you can tell them even I, Snorkel Bob, love a good puke. It's acceptable, possibly de rigeur, and it's good to feed the fish.
  5. Most important of all, close your Snorkel Bob Barf Bag securely and don't turn it upside down! Even on an experimental basis. Trust me?